Monday, September 14, 2015

Internet Trolls

Hi blogger friends!
If you didn't know, I've had a youtube channel for quite some time, mostly hair stuff/tutorials. Honestly I'm never on their but every once & while new comments catch my attention in my email.....
I've attached screenshots of the various internet trolls, below is my FAVORITE!!!!

First comment: Boobs look a little bit too big.-OK, Cool. I DON'T CARE.

But the next comment is GOLD.
Keep it classy? Hmm. 
Women like this, baffle me. First let me say I'm not sure how authentic her profile is, I don't have time to research every negative broad on my page. How can I woman who is wearing a sports bra on her public page judge me?! HOW?!?!?!
I don't think she looks like the definition of classy. What is it that makes her more classy then me?? I'm so confused. When I see her picture, I don't have a negative or judgemental reaction-I'm not that type of woman. Do you think it's just a tad hypocritical....I mean c'mon! LOL.
I seriously have a hard time believing a woman with a boob job that has a fitness page would seriously post a negative comment or belittle another woman with implants. Madness.

Above are more flattering comments. Do tell me why these bitches are googling how to install hair extensions (Which are FAKE). But fake hair is ok....


Again, stating the obvious. Why do people comment so quickly about what they don't like...

Your fake boobs are gross-Said no man ever.
I mean really, there are plenty of jacked up boob jobs but you will never hear a man complain. Lol.

So ya, that's a very small snapshot of the trolls I deal with. Actually, I don't deal with them. Most of the negative comments are so outrageously obnoxious, they make me laugh. Why? Because I know it doesn't matter what a stranger behind a desk has to say about MY body. If you already have implants, this is probably something you've gone through too! Whether it's the internet or simply hateful women talking behind your back. These things happen, trust me. You could be the absolute most modest person but there will always be at least 1 person that has something to say. Don't let it affect you.

Wednesday, April 22, 2015

Dream Angels Review!

I haven't found a bra worthy of a review in quite a while, but I picked up a Dream Angels Multi-Way by VS a couple weeks ago-Let me tell you, SO HOT!!!

Let it be known, I tried a different size variation. I bought the 34D-Thats right, I went from a European 28FFF to a 34D. There's an unnatural fit for implants I've learned to go with my instincts while shopping. Yes, my sizing guide always says 32DDD for VS but I opted for a 34D. Why? Because the bigger cups look frumpy with certain outfits! I hate it. I upped the band to 34, which is fine because there are literally 3 clasps with (5) settings! Super adjustable.

I've learned I can't pull off a 32D-DD-DDD...The way high profile implants are, they just project the volume outwards. I don't need a huge frumpy cup, I need something that can handle the projected volume & cups that bring the girls together without padding.

This sizing suggestion may not help everyone, but for my HP ladies give it a try!

Anyways, specifics of this bra-It is not padded, which i love. It gives me good enough coverage with the perfect natural lift. My boobs look perky (which they are!) and not frumpy at all. This is 100% multi-way. You can go strapless, halter, racer, etc. I'm definitely not a strapless person, I would sooner go bra-less then try to pretend a strapless will hold these babies in snuggly. With that being said, its different then the Dream Angels Demi. The multi-way has a balconet type cup, I suppose. I haven't tried the Demi version, but since this bra worked out so well I'm definitely trying the demi on next time. Best of all, it's SO incredibly sexy. I feel petite & cute wearing this. 

Excuse the awkward string/hair in this pic haha. I'm wearing this racerback for today under a tank top. The lace is sexy but seamless under wardrobe.

Another angle, I wanted to show you ladies that this bra is a miracle. No spillage, extra volume...naturally! Absolutely no padding & it fits beautifully.

The above 2 photos are from the VS website. The model does absolutely no justice, however I do admire her hair cut. Haha.

Friday, February 27, 2015

Witch Hunt

First blog post of the year! Geez, I'm a slacker.

Thoughts on my mind: Why do women keep implants a secret? Why do some women feel it's taboo to have augmentation, so they keep it a secret?

I guess a simple answer is people are assholes. Implants have been around a very long time, & even though it's very common, it's still taboo for some people. The hateful comments on my youtube page make me smile. Isn't this 2015? Are people really going out of their way to point out breast implants? Sometimes it's like a witch hunt, females look for anything to condone other women about. Problem is, I'm all out of fucks to give.

I have a family friend who treated herself to a mommy makeover after 2 kids, but if you ask her about her experience she freaks out-end of story. Can't talk about it. I'm the opposite. I'm very open about my plastic surgery, because who gives a shit?

Being open & honest has it's negatives. My breast augmentation has been a punching bag for silly girls that try to hurt my feelings. I'm sorry, but if you wear a heavily padded bra with more padding then Nikki Minaj's ass & you talk shit about me-you're mental! Breast implants do not define beauty, people have a hard time accepting beauty. Sometimes any excuse will be used to rule out the possibility you might just be a beautiful person, whether it's inside or out-or both!

I crack jokes all the time about myself, my boobs or whatever. If you can't laugh at yourself, what's the point? Some people don't translate the sarcasm. It's just a joke. When others joke about fake boobs, I think it's hilarious. If you're funny, then it's cool. If you're mean, fuck you!

I guess everyone's situation is different. If you keep you plastic surgery a secret, I hope you know you're normal. You're not a cheap slut. You're not classless. You're not a sell out. You're not an ugly monster, beautified by money. You've enhanced your true self, big deal. I take pride in the hard work it took me to pay for these babies, & I'm not ashamed to be "fake".